She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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