3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
