I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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