it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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