I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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