well I can't set my house on fire every night
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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