So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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