i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
P.S. I can't hear my feet
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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