I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
the raccoons are back...
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