Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He passed out mid-signature
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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