god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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