my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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