sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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