Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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