Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Someone signed my nipple.
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