Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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