I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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