I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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