you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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