My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
its not stalking. its research.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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