Don't you send me to vm
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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