I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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BRING THE BAGELS
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
do nipples grow back?
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