I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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