So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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