i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half