id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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