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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Ill do this for you.

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  You are a team player.

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives

  (816): View more from Missouri

  ABSOLUTELY NOT

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