thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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