white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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