I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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