First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I know her cup size but not her name....
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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