you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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