So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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