I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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