if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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