What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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