Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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