I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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