can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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