Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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