I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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