I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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