Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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