We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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Don't tell me you're on acid again
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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