How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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