420 ftw
i think my tv is drunk
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
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i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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