just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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