question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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