He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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