Dual....:-)
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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