One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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