But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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