Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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