we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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