okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
