I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Randomize