He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
